Conversation between me and my 7 yr old.
My son: mom you should use dad's shower gel.
Me: why?
My son: because it's calming. It will calm you and you will not shout at me.
Me: grrrrr... but I have seen you using it, why you use it?
My son: (showing me the back of the bottle) it's say it attracts female means GIRL's attention.
Me: oh!!! So that's why I am attracted to you.
My son: mom.... remember I said GIRL' s attention.
Me: :((((((
